GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we're gonna chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just observing. It's a whole vibe. You got your everyday match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Say when that forward went soaring into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic book.